that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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