Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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