Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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