dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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