i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
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I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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