How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize