We're facebook friends in real life
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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