I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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