i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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