Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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