Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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