mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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