Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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