Your dad touched me again.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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