Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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