nut hugger
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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