Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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