You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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