just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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