Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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