so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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