It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i believe in u and ur pee
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