hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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