Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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