kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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