He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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