I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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