so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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