white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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