It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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