don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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