While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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