so that wasnt chicken after all
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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