Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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