Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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