dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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