My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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