so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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