Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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