I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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