I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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