Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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