Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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