all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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