Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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