Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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