I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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