My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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