Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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