omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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